Mythical Storytelling Fan Gifts

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Swiss army knife

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"He's So Your Type."

Europa takes a selfie

Viking River Raids

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

"I dropped my goblet!"

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Centaur falls in love.