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Hot Tub Frosty

Cat counts nine grim reapers.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Europa takes a selfie

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Wotan with eye patch

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

Goliath's Widow.

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'

"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"

Noah's ark in a draught.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."