Mythical Story Fans Mugs

Hot Tub Frosty

Cat counts nine grim reapers.

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Europa takes a selfie

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

Wotan with eye patch

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Goliath's Widow.

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

Noah's ark in a draught.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"I say, Sir Reginald, have you noticed anything peculiar about this voyage?"

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

"Let's see. . . this one is a sioux arrow. . . This one is an Apache arrow. . . Holy smoke!! Tex, number three is lie-threatening!! That's a cupid arrow!"

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'