Mythical Story Fan Gifts

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Going Down?

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"He's So Your Type."

Europa takes a selfie

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Viking River Raids

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I dropped my goblet!"

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