Magical Story Fan Gifts

"I brake for milk & cookies"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Well, that one got away."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Moby Dick

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

This side is the gag reel.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Hot Tub Frosty

"Name your sources."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

Ask A Silly Question.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Mom dwarves.

Medieval Office Supplies

Mirror mirror...

Romulus and Remus

Fairtale prosecutions.

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'