Magical Story Fan Gifts

"I brake for milk & cookies"

The Fourth Little Pig

Here be dragons.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Well, that one got away."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Moby Dick

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Hot Tub Frosty

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Ask A Silly Question.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Midnight Basketball

Medieval Office Supplies

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Fairtale prosecutions.

Mirror mirror...