Magical Story Admirer Gifts

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Birds Following Witch.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Ta Da!...

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"So, how's your other half?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Little Nell as comforter

Happy New Ear!

"I love my luvvie."

David Blaine, Age 60

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"