Fantasy Story Admirer Gifts

Doc,Bashful,Sneezy,Grumpy,Sleepy,Dopey,Happy - Guppy

'You think you've got it bad!..I too waas cursed by the same witch..Have you ever tried pursuading a princess to kiss a dog turd?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"Devi's brew?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Moon

Mad Hatter's tea party.

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"Love your ambiance!"

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Happy New Ear!

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Escher's Dog

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

The Mouse King

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

Peter

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'