Fairytale Admirer Gifts

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I wish I had a larger piece of the pie in the sky!'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Mirror on wall giving out honest advice to woman.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Fairytale Update

Here be dragons.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Well, that one got away."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Like that?"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

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