Fairytale Admirer Gifts

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I wish I had a larger piece of the pie in the sky!'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Mirror on wall giving out honest advice to woman.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Fairytale Update

Here be dragons.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Like that?"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."