Fairytale Enjoyer Gifts

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Here be dragons.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Well, that one got away."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill