Fairytale Enjoyer Gifts

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Fourth Little Pig

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Here be dragons.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"