Fable Admirer Gifts

Purple Fairy

"You can't just plunge off the beanstalk and expect lunch."

Anna Calvi

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Invisible clothes

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Moon

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'