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Purple Fairy

"You can't just plunge off the beanstalk and expect lunch."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Invisible clothes

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Moon

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Escher's Dog