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'Typical media bias. First they label the wolf 'the big BAD wolf' then they only give Little Red Riding Hood's point of view.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Post race drug test.

"I think we should pick up the pace. That turtle just passed us."

"You're only winning because it's a wheelbarrow race."

"The tortoise bought safe treasury bonds, but the hare invested in speculative high-yield funds..."

"It's all down to lottery funding, of course."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Trying to Spot the Animal in the Moon.

The Monkey Rides the Dolphin (Fables of La Fontaine)

"The 3 major networks have projected a winner..."

Aesop's Fables - The Vine and the Goat

"It was just an anecdote we told this Aesop guy! We didn't imagine he would write about it and that the story would go viral!"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"He darted in front of me and I couldn't stop in time."

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

Tortoise and the Hare

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"He transitioned easily from the domestic myths of Santa Claus and Easter Bunny to wild fabrications on the internet."

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist - a Dr Mouse.'

Eventually the sky did fall on Chicken Little.

'My father will kill me. I'm pregnant... we'll have to run away.'

'It's not a finish line it's a trip wire.'

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."

Tortoise uses skateboard in race with hare.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Seconds before the eternal question was about to be answered.

"The Tortoise and the Hare... is that like the slow-cooker and the microwave?"

"Let's go to my place!"