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Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Yes, all at once!'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Thomas Hardy

Crow and fox

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Gulliver's other travels.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

"Call me Ishmael."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Moby Dick.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise