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"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Crow and fox

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"J'accuse!"

Wolf Disguised as a Shepherd (Fables of La Fontaine).

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'