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"You see? God is punishing us because you bought futures in pork bellies."

"I hate to say I told you so!"

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Aesop, schmaesop."

Swan Fairy Tales

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Eat my dust!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Ghost puddle

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Define fair."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

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Crow and fox

Ask A Silly Question.

7 More Dwarfs

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Not now, Aladdin...'