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"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

The Frog Prince

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Crow and fox

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Fairy tale

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

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Witch dice.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

The tortoise and hare

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.