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"You've got to move with the times!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Two Generations of Readers

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Crow and fox

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"J'accuse!"

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

Wolf Disguised as a Shepherd (Fables of La Fontaine).

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'