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'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'

"We only got six days of funding."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Saint George and the Drag Queen

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Eat my dust!"

Two Generations of Readers

Phoenix

Santa CGI Effect

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Europa takes a selfie

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Unicorn in the Woods

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Centaur Sprinter

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Santa Elevator

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

'He was brought by the stork.'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."