Modern Mythologists T-Shirts

"dzKyivcy5n2#ijwx9uc!"

Europa takes a selfie

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Greek A-Z Map,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

The Kali De Milo.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Unicorn in the Woods