Modern Mythologists Gifts

"dzKyivcy5n2#ijwx9uc!"

Europa takes a selfie

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Venus

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Vesta

'The gods are perplexing.'