Mythologists Gifts

Flatlas

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

Argonauts and football

Canute Does It Again

Pandora's Box: Now Open 24 Hours

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Easter Island legs

"We only got six days of funding."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Tut and Carmen.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Vlad the Impala

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'