Medieval Mythologist Gifts

The knight and the dragon - My mind went blank.

"Look, Sire, I collected feedback from the people. They really like you!!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Viking Loch Ness

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Greek A-Z Map,

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Europa takes a selfie

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Unicorn in the Woods