Medieval Mythologist Gifts

The knight and the dragon - My mind went blank.

"Look, Sire, I collected feedback from the people. They really like you!!"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Greek A-Z Map,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Europa takes a selfie

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'The gods are perplexing.'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Vesta