Mythologist Gifts

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

Not you again, Achilles.

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

We need to wrap our heads around this.

"Pandora's Carry-on"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

"They're my Knights of the Round Table! - Stop calling them my focus group!"

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

Jason and the Jargonauts.

"It gets easier the second time."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Atlas, are you alright?"

'Any luck, Diogenes?'

'You have a frozen shoulder.'

Pandora's Safety Deposit Box.

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

King Neptune / neptune getting clunked on the head by an anchor from a boat above.

"Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success."

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

"It's more efficient than hurling the things."

The Cornucopia Trap

Greek Gods at Play

Zeus Lightning Bolts

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

Sisyphus' To Do List