Mythology Professor Gifts

Extreme Sisyphus

Rusalka

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Cross-Training Sisyphus

Sisyphus Pizza

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

'I hate it when she gets perms'

Posoidon curses the day he chose the trident over a big spoon.

'Well this is awkward.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Medusa's snake begin to molt.

Comedy, Tragedy, Vampirey.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

'Do you think they'll get bored with vampires and make films about fairies?'

Pandora's desk - Are you sure I should open it?

Pizza. It's just in case they won't let the horse in.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Mr. Mosbacher, are you expecting anything via U.P.S.?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"We only got six days of funding."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.