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Mythology Professors Gifts
Looking for a gift for a mythology professor? Our collection features clever, humor-infused items that celebrate their fascination with ancient myths. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find a gift that honors their love for storytelling and academia, making it a memorable surprise for any occasion.
Shepherd and eurydice
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.
Venus
Toadstools
A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.
Vlad the Impala
Saint George and the Drag Queen
Lesser known greek gods,
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
Here be dragons.
Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.
Lady of the bath...
Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.
The Elliot Ness monster.
Warrior Woman
Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”
"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
"Bigfoot"
Archimedes helps Sisyphus
Wotan with eye patch
"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"
"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
Neptune
"I think someone's trying to play games with us."
"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"
"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
'...this is Loch Lomand!'
"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"
Mythology Professors Gifts Collection
Mythology Professors Mugs
Explore our collection of mythology-themed mugs that make a witty and thoughtful gift for any professor of ancient stories.
Mythology Professors Pillows
Visit our pillows section for mythological designs that add legendary charm to any space.
Mythology Professors Prints
Browse our prints featuring mythological scenes and symbols, perfect for decorating a scholar's office or home.
Mythology Professors T-Shirts
Check out our mythology-inspired T-shirts for professors who enjoy showcasing their knowledge with a humorous or stylish twist.