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Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

Not you again, Achilles.

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

We need to wrap our heads around this.

"Pandora's Carry-on"

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"It gets easier the second time."

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

"They're my Knights of the Round Table! - Stop calling them my focus group!"

Jason and the Jargonauts.

"Atlas, are you alright?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Any luck, Diogenes?'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

"Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success."

"The kids like to flatten pennies under his boulder."

'You have a frozen shoulder.'

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."

Sisyphus' To Do List

Achilles needs first aid.

"It's more efficient than hurling the things."

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Pandora's Safety Deposit Box.

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

Neptune

Artist and Nature

Tragic Physiognomies - Heracles: 'Guess if you can, and choose if you dare!'