Mythology Pillows

"Do we have time for this?"

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

"You had good intentions. Let's find you a nice job paving roads."

'S**t!'

A vampire in a canoe.

"I love shark week."

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"Like that?"

Sisyphus' baseball game

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

Sisyphus Revisited.

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

"Are we there yet?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

The Victorious Turtle

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

"One more game, then we'll get on the ark."

Not you again, Achilles.

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

Octopus Lady

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."

What Lemmings Believe

'I am Thor!' 'Here, take thum athpirin.'

"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"

"We could always regift it."