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"Do we have time for this?"

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

"You had good intentions. Let's find you a nice job paving roads."

'S**t!'

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"I love shark week."

"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"Like that?"

Sisyphus' baseball game

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

Sisyphus Revisited.

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Are we there yet?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

The Victorious Turtle

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"One more game, then we'll get on the ark."

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

Not you again, Achilles.

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Octopus Lady

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."

What Lemmings Believe