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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

"Are we there yet?"

King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table

Not you again, Achilles.

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."

"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

"Well, that's done!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."

'Lift with your knees not your back.'

A surprise in heaven

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Call a meeting, they're up to something, again.'

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'It's only until tourism picks up.'

'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Pandora's Carry-on"

'They're not falling for it...let's try a horse!'

'One adult and one child. Coming right up, Master Oedipus.'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'