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"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'Jackpot.'

'Damocles, it says here that 95% of all accidents occur in the home. Duh!'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Charging Point

Silly Old Cnut.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Try not to hit my urologist.'

'Good news, your server is still up!'

"Bloody Hell Famine! Was that your stomach?"

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

"It's about time."

David and Goliath (The Holy Bible).

'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Sea song.

"Define fair."

Snowyphus

'So, where do storks come from?'

Lord Palmerston and Saxon Warrior

A snake with human legs.

King Arthur and his Knights of the Asymmetric Table

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'The stuff legends are made of'

The Odyssey.

An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"So why am I still so unhappy?"

Alberich steals the gold