Mythology Lover Gifts

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'Jackpot.'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'Damocles, it says here that 95% of all accidents occur in the home. Duh!'

Charging Point

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Silly Old Cnut.

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

'Good news, your server is still up!'

'Try not to hit my urologist.'

"Bloody Hell Famine! Was that your stomach?"

An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him

Sea song.

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'I didn't know he had a pacemaker.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

A snake with human legs.

"It's about time."

Snowyphus

"Define fair."

'Okay, one more saga and then off you go to sleep.'

The Odyssey.

'So, where do storks come from?'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

King Arthur and his Knights of the Asymmetric Table

David and Goliath (The Holy Bible).

Lord Palmerston and Saxon Warrior

Mythical Family of Four.

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'

The Evolution of Bowling

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'