Mythological Enthusiast Gifts

"...before we hire you for this position, Frank, we'd like you to perform one more task."

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

"King Midas is upset about turning hi daughter into gold, but he's inconsolable having to turn 50% of her over the capital gains tax."

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

'It's a heart attack!'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gld will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Bigfoot"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."