Mythological Enthusiast Gifts

"...before we hire you for this position, Frank, we'd like you to perform one more task."

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gld will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Neptune

Rape of the Lock- The Dream