Mythology Enthusiasts Gifts

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'

Some new Greek gods - God of Debt, Austerity, Unemployment.

'This is your rest area. It also happens to be where I invented the bicycle seat.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

And on the seventh day, God obsessed about what he did wrong on the first six days.

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'Everybody's using 'em...'

'They were on sale so I got another one for us.'

'Zeus discovers virtual reality.'

'Hey, it's not my fault that for some guys, the arrow-thing is too subtle!'

'Do you believe in the Minister for Scottish Tourism?'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

'So you created everything...including black holes...which will eventually swallow everything...including you.' 'I'm working on that.'

'Just Adam and Eve? - What about DIVERSITY?'

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

"You know, Eve, after eating that forbidden fruit, I'm starting to see you in a whole new light!"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"The gods are antic tonight."

"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."

"I, of course, meant seven business days."

Terms and Conditions

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

Sisyphus finishes his snowman

Cupid practices his targets

Giant Headless Horseman

Starbucks Siren

The Fountain of Menopause

A mermaid falls in love with a centaur.

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Thus saith the Lord to Earth: 'Thou art cancelled!'

"Ha ha ha! There is no cool side of the pillow!"

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.