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Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

'Aah... nothing beats a lovely sunny day and the thwack of rock on skull...'

Some new Greek gods - God of Debt, Austerity, Unemployment.

'This is your rest area. It also happens to be where I invented the bicycle seat.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

And on the seventh day, God obsessed about what he did wrong on the first six days.

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'Everybody's using 'em...'

'Atlantis was doing all right until they came up with that stupid FEMA thing!'

'I don't care how hot it is today! -- I don't want you running around without your leaf on!'

'Zeus discovers virtual reality.'

'So you created everything...including black holes...which will eventually swallow everything...including you.' 'I'm working on that.'

'Just Adam and Eve? - What about DIVERSITY?'

'They were on sale so I got another one for us.'

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

'Do you believe in the Minister for Scottish Tourism?'

'Hey, it's not my fault that for some guys, the arrow-thing is too subtle!'

'Don't give up the day job...'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Helen of Troy - The face that launched a thousand ships.

"You know, Eve, after eating that forbidden fruit, I'm starting to see you in a whole new light!"

"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."

"I, of course, meant seven business days."

Sisyphus Golf Ball

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

"No, we are NOT stopping. You should have gone before we left the house."

'They always call it 'Noah's flood,' like it was my fault or something!'

"Ha ha ha! There is no cool side of the pillow!"

Thus saith the Lord to Earth: 'Thou art cancelled!'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Giant Headless Horseman

I didn't know they'd be so staticky.

Modern Sisyphus.

Only known picture of Hitler and Bigfoot together

Starbucks Siren