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Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Horseback.

'You're getting tired of this? I'm the one who's had to eat liver 735,239 days in a row, and I can't even find a decent wine to go with it!'

'Have you cleared this by legal yet?'

"Valhalla."

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Rusalka

'Sorry... you are late. There are no vacancies.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Tut and Carmen.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Faun Falls In Love.

"You're in luck- coach was fully booked. So we upgraded you to V.I.P class!"

"Son, I've been asking you for 5 days now to water the Earth! "

"What? I bought this scythe as a souvenir while I was on vacation in Switzerland!"

"I got the to eat from the tree of stupidity"

"Hello, Death! I'm Karma!"

"What - my own fortune teller?! Well, that was predictable..."

"Just what is it you think the gods are trying to say?"

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

Atlas has bandaged hands caused by very tall skyscrapers

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Salome Birthday

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"Avarice, gluttony, lust, and overweening pride. Well, welcome aboard, Mr. Dexter!"

Female Greek statue with pet collar

Pizza at the Round Table

"It was easy actually. Turns out it was push."

Zeus's Caddy

"Hey, why be so grim about it?"

Santa Claus