Mythology Buffs Gifts

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

God changes the channel with his remote.

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

Evolution of the Troll.

"It's a privacy disclosure letter from the tooth fairy."

"You couldn't resist telling him about your vasectomy could you?!"

"Hey! Shut that door!"

"Ha ha! Too late!"

Underwater World (Adventures of Baron Munchausen).

Hmm... "Robert Johnson / Crossroads / Midnight..." sounds interesting...

We don't have any vacancies for people to 'pierce the heart of a virtuous maid with the arrow of desire'...have you thought of about working in a call center?

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

"Haven't you watched the news lately? There's a lack of love on the planet!"

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

Angels visiting inmates of hell.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'It's not fair,' said Eve, 'even when I eat healthily I'm made to feel guilty.'

Lesbian Mermaids

"Recalculating route..."

"It's the hottest since records began."

Giant bowling ball.

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

God of Thunder

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"Well, you know what they say. . . every setback is like a new adventure."

Sandman HQ. Sand. May cause drowsiness. May cause drowsiness. I don't like it either, but the legal department insisted.

Rodent Mythology: Hamsterphus.