Mythology Admirers Gifts

Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)

The Echoes at Killarney

Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

Angel giving a witch directions.

Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair.

'Don't look now, but your Adam and Eve Show just had a spinoff.'

All Knight Diner

Adam & Eve 2.0

Brunhilde is surrounded by magic fire...

Shepherd and eurydice

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Easter Island legs

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Venus

Toadstools

Vlad the Impala

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Here be dragons.

Lesser known greek gods,

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."