Mythical Enthusiasts Gifts

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Health and safety considerations require that you put rubber tips on the arrow heads and replace the unicorns tears in your love potion with saline."

Dating the Tooth Fairy

'UGHHHH! I hate these age verifications!'

"Will you and your friend be out long?"

'You said you didn't believe in Santa Claus!'

'Do you believe in fairies?'

'What is it now, Miller?'

'Let's talk steroids.'

Near Death Experience: 'Hey, watch it with that thing, pal!'

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

Forest fires unleash hell on earth

"You're gonna have to walk now. This is starting to feel really gay."

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

Fountain of Youth

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."