Mythical Being Enthusiasts Gifts

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

Bob and Greta Werewolf were at their wits' end. What on Earth was wrong with their son??

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Vlad the Impala

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

Here be dragons.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Wotan with eye patch

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Bigfoot"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Warrior Woman

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Neptune