Mythical Being Enthusiast Gifts

"I want to thank all the little people."

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

'Best guide I ever had.'

Mermaids cross

"I'm like... totally OK with a guy who has a pony tail."

"I hate it when the urinals are that high!"

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

A man who has everything.

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

'You get so grouchy when it's your time of the month.'

'Sometimes, you can be really annoying.'

Easter Bunny as a Teenager

Save the whales

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

Researchers find proof that the legendary lead foot exists.

Some objected when the Fish House used offshore workers.

"I guess being one-of-a-kind really does set you apart."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Cat-flap at the Gates of Hell

"I can't go back to work in person. They don't know I'm a centaur."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Here be dragons.

Lady of the bath...

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."