Mythical Beings Enthusiast Gifts

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Mermaid Art

'Our relationship is to the point where I'd ask you to move in. I'm just not sure how the hell you would fit.'

Giant Sale!

Happy St. Patrick's Day

"Half mushroom, half plankton!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Meowlzebub

Vampire on a plane

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Mermaids in love

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"