Mythical Beings Enthusiast Gifts

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Mermaid Art

'Our relationship is to the point where I'd ask you to move in. I'm just not sure how the hell you would fit.'

Giant Sale!

Happy St. Patrick's Day

"Half mushroom, half plankton!"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Mermaids in love

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Vampire on a plane

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Meowlzebub

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'