Mythical Being Enthusiasts Pillows

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

Bob and Greta Werewolf were at their wits' end. What on Earth was wrong with their son??

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Lesser known greek gods,

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Wotan with eye patch

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Neptune

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Warrior Woman

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

A surprise in heaven

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'