Mythical Being Fans Pillows

"I need pants that won't make my butt look big."

Tempting Angels

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Swiss army knife

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Mermaid Art

Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Going Down?

Vampire on a plane

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Giant Sale!

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"He's So Your Type."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw