Mythical Beings Fan Pillows

Vampire on a plane

"Sorry kiddo, I might be a "Magical Creature", but I don't know any magic trick..."

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Warrior Woman

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Mermaid Art

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Dragon Graph

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Save the whales

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Sea Monster

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

The Golf Gremlin.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"You're awfully quiet tonight."