Mythical Creatures Fans Pillows

'Ha! Ha! Ha! Is this stake made of rain forest wood? The environmentalists will crucify you for using it, Van Helsing!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Warrior Woman

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Viking Loch Ness

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."