Mythical Creatures Enthusiasts Pillows

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Catasaurus

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Viking Loch Ness

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Mermaid Art

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.