Mythical Creature Aficionados Pillows

"Sure is nice to have the summer people gone!"

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

...And IIII meeeaaan big. Put up a good fight, too - but we got him... So, what do you wanna do with these?

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Warrior Woman

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Viking Loch Ness

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I always knew you'd come back."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."