Mythical Creature Aficionado Pillows

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

My life defines 'Luck of the Irish'...My first wife left me and the second one won't.

'Santa no longer needed me once he got that darned GPS.'

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

'Do I call for an ambulance or a vet ?'

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

'I love the leg room.'

"These look good. The first ingredient is blood sugar."

"Zero point four eight. . . my mercury content."

"Got Blood?"

"We've got to fit a brace."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Werewolf prone? Try our MoonBlock.

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Medusa

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."

The Centaur of Attention.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

Vampire Hell.

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Biggest heimlich maneuver ever recorded.

Knife crime doesn't pay!

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

'There goes Tokyo.'

Dracula remained unaware of his atrocious haircut

"I thought that was a mythical creature!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."