Mythical Creature Connoisseur Pillows

Werewolf Campfire

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Warrior Woman

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Viking Loch Ness

Diolch

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Catasaurus

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'