Mythical Creature Admirer Pillows

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Don't worry" he says "I know a shortcut that will get us there with plenty of time"

Two flying pigs.

Christmas Unicorn

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

Santa reading newspaper by the light of Rudolph's nose

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

In the rain, a mermaid walks her fish.

"Remember, it's bad luck to eat a building that has a 13th floor."

Beware of the Dragon

Elementary Genetics

'Ah! Breakfast in bed.'

Hansel and Grendel

"I guess it's time to hit the hay."

Purple Fairy

'The governor would like a word with you.'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Interesting - although the plot lacked depth perception.'

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

'ARRRGH! I need flesh! I need blood! But what I need the most is a flea collar!'

Green Fairy

'Well of course there's only one Easter Bunny... damn kids keep eating all my eggs!'

Loch Ness monster falls in love with an inflatable horse.

Less-popular fairy tale endings,

Yellow Fairy

'I'll trade you this shiny new dime for the future rights to you baby teeth.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Fee fi fo fiddle, i feel the need to piddle!"

"She even got jealous when I swam with the dolphins."

Loch Ness Monster

"Menopause stinks."

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix